lunes, 16 de julio de 2012

#DIRTYLAUNDRY


Marvel, te he dado mi dinero repetidas veces (y luego de Avengers, you have my soul), pero por favor, dame una película más del Punisher con Tomas Jane.


Te doy mi primogénito.


Please.

lunes, 9 de julio de 2012

abe&tell - This Man's Brighter Days


I guess you thought you could bring me under
I guess you thought you could pull me down
You didn't know I could live on over
Life kicks on, without you

Your little streak to try and bring me down
All the times you're turning push me around
I'm not the boy you thought would turn and crawl away
The sun is shining down on this man's brighter days

So this coops flew I'm gunna start a new
Yeah ciao to you and here's just what I'll do
I'm not the kind to stay as you're pushing me away
The sun is shining down on this man's brighter days

It's not so bad to be where I am today
The world belongs to me, the free man all the way
The pain it fades as time clears the haze
The sun is shining down on this man's brighter days

jueves, 5 de julio de 2012

The Assassination of Jesse James by the coward Robert Ford (2007)



Ed Miller: I was with a girl once. Wasn't a squaw, but she was purty. She had yellow hair, like uh... oh, like something.
Dick Liddil: Like hair bobbed from a ray of sunlight?
Ed Miller: Yeah, yeah. Like that. Boy, you talk good.
Dick Liddil: You can hide things in vocabulary.
Ed Miller: Maybe you and me could writer her a note, send it by post?
Dick Liddil: See, all you gotta do, Ed, is predict her needs and beat her to the punch.
Ed Miller: Well, this girl, she had a real specific job.
Dick Liddil: Specific?
Ed Miller: We's only together once. She's afraid of lightning. She came up into the wagon and just cuddled right up to me. She gave me a kind price, too.
Dick Liddil: Well I be! That is specific.
Ed Miller: Yeah, sure, she been with other people. But the kinds of things she said to me, people just don't say unless they really mean it.
Dick Liddil: "My love said she would marry only me and Jove himself could not make her care, for what women say to lovers, you'll agree, one writes on running water or air."
Ed Miller: My God that's good. Let's write her that.
Dick Liddil: Naw. Poetry don't work on whores.

9/10

Holy fucking shit. Brad Pitt te amo. Pero posta, te amo mucho.

Esto debería estar en el dorso de cada bebida alcohólica...


En mi caso, sólamente una vez estuve cerca de hacerlo. Pero fue la conjugación final de una tremenda noche de mierda.

Y lo peor es que al día de hoy no sé porqué no lo hice.

miércoles, 4 de julio de 2012

Frases (Episodio XXI)


Para todos los hombres, las 3 peores cosas que se le pueden decir a una mujer de cualquier especie:

‘That was just physical. Those females meant nothing to me.’
This is historically the third worst things to say to a female of any species.
‘They meant nothing? Why not?’
Wowbagger spread his arms. ‘How could they? Even as we mated, they were growing old.’
There’s number two.
Trillian’s eyes flashed. ‘Growing old. We all grow old, Bowerick. Believe it or not, I’m growing old too.’
Wowbagger realized that his lack of intimate communication over the years was doing wonders
to increase his chances of dying alone in the very immediate future.
‘You may be growing old,’ he said desperately, ‘but you have years left before you’re too old to
reproduce.’


And there’s number one. Badabingo. Green stick in the green hole.