Troy & Abed - Save Christmas

Going deep cover, past enemy lines
Making everybody think I'm on the Christmas side
Racking more sweaters, hanging big ass lights
If the fat man can see me, it's gotta be bright
I'd watch all the TV specials that I never could
I'll even cry to the sad ones like James Bond would
And when the big night comes it's time to set the bait
Cold milk, hot cookies, decorative plate
And heading down the chimney it'll just be him and me
But he won't know we're enemies 'cause I play sincere
Bring a trap like that, heart attack and tell him
He can come back every year
Cause I am Jehovahs most secret witness
So I might dedicate my life to Christmas
And act just like I love it till the day I die.

A-B-E-D, Connoisseur of Christmas
On the spectrum, none of your business
Thoughts too fast to comprehend
Just wanna do right by my friends
If years were seasons this December
Would be the December of our December
More blueprints than Howard Hues
But if there are blue prints how do we choose?
We have to be happy to get to the end
We have to save Christmas to save our friends
We have to save Christmas to save our friends
We have to save Christmas to save our friends